What do you think? Does Paris Hilton sound like a great new name or what? Seriously, if you have that name you can be sentenced to jail and released in just three days and I have decided I might like to rob a bank or something!

What a fiasco! It seems she’s been released, but the judge ain’t none too happy about the Sheriff’s department doing so.

Whatever! Too bad there’s not any real news to report in this country.