Would someone come confiscate the guns?
Cause I swear I’m gonna shoot some wayward little darlin’s if they get out again! This drama has been ongoing for nearly a week. I hope I’ve solved the problem by moving them to another pasture. Seriously, I don’t want to resort to violence, but this morning I would have barbecued ever last one of them! Tonight, I’m leaning towards letting them live.

If you change your mind, let me know what time you are putting the ribs on the fire.